February 2012
1 post
January 2012
5 posts
Ali Koehler - Dateland
My friend Cody is releasing 8 of my songs (2 I’ve never posted) on a purple tape. Its gonna be really pretty, and it’s only 6 bux! Preorder it here: http://neotomicrecords.bandcamp.com/album/dateland
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Jan 2nd means Fage yogurt for breakfast and salad and veggie soup for lunch with an unsweetened iced tea. 👍💪
December 2011
17 posts
And Treasure Cove!!
My Christmas present to myself was a Lizzie McGuire box set. I forgot how much I identified with/wanted to be her.
Josh is seriously Blue Steelin’ it (as pointed out by @eloyvseloy ) @leftfordamian http://t.co/6gCzUQ2W
DONE http://t.co/4ElBIjT4
If I taught at a law school, my Christmas vacation homework assignment would be a paper on The Santa Clause.
I think I’ve been in LA for too long. I just thought the TinTin billboard said ThinThin.
I have seen the trailer for The Devil Inside twice. I have screamed both times.
I hate Kris Humphries. #kourtneyandkim
my Dad’s a genius “@LouForPresident: You choose the life you live and you are remembered by the the life you choose #MojitoWisdom”
I hate how the new twitter shows your name in bold, not your twitter handle. #wahmbulance
“what are you looking for?” he said “bread. Tomato and bread. Holiday bread.” huh?!
What is a bawbag?
Nauseous and unsleepy.
Best part in Extract. “It’s just good!” http://t.co/LOmatQ3S
Watching the 2011 Sleeping Beauty. What the fuck.
sisisisisiiii!! “@eloyvseloy: gonna have a lasagna, margarita and tv party with @hernameisali tonight”
RT @laughograms: I’m afraid to go to sleep because I think I might wake up in Oz. #santaana
November 2011
34 posts
I learned the truth about Santa when he left a Marshall’s price tag on a gift. Dude loves a bargain.
How am I supposed to sleep without a living room full of @Lemuriapop and @derekneuland?! I need Sheena talking in her sleep. 😥
I’ve seen Joyce Manor two nights in a row. I like.
Continuously tempted to eat the goldfish in my pantry until I remember they’re Eloy’s weed goldfish.
RT @Kulap: Sometimes I cross my arms because I’m a tough guy. Most times I do it because my bra needs backup.
Finally watching the new Beavis and Butthead with @eloyvseloy . “Being a werewolf hurts my bones.”
RT @pattonoswalt: “Santa comes out of the ocean” — my daughter, just now.
Seriously though, how is Pier 1 Imports still in business? It’s a store full of NOTHING.
Meltdown time.
Jason Lee - bald Scientologist and still hot as hell
Exasperated
Some sunny moss in the woods across the street from my parents’ house. @ Winding River Park http://t.co/ItEGxNW5
RT @eloyvseloy: “if I ever hear Adele again I’m gonna shoot Foster the People in the face” - @hernameisali
Bye Sebamazes 😢 @ Music Hall of Williamsburg http://t.co/uH8gcign
Wearing lipstick makes me feel pretty.
Lubumbashi @eloyvseloy
RT @M_A_Z_E_S: Hey Baltimore. We’re bleeding.
RT @eloyvseloy: Baltimore, come out to The Ottobar tonight! @M_A_Z_E_S & @realSeBADoh will melt your face off! also, bring me w33d
RT @edansays: dear local bands, fuck your egos!
RT @thesulk: I’ll bet Pëtr Pan lives in Nether Netherland.
Interview with Mr. Evil Weevil
Hey everyone! I was drunk last night and decided to interview Bill from Evil Weevil records. You should check em out, they’ve released a lot of rad things by rad bands such as…
- Big Soda
- Dry Feet
- Diarrhea Planet
- Pujol
- Iron Chic
Head on over to www.evilweevil.bigcartel.com if you wanna get your hands on these records.
Here’s my interview!
What is your opinion on...
RT @azizansari: On flight back to LA. Bored as fuck. Might start blasting N*ggas in Paris on my laptop just if everyone starts goin gori …
Mom’s a garage sale gangster. http://t.co/JEjjzC4v
Y’all remember the bathtub interviews? That shit was funny and I still stand by my comments. @iamkatygoodman @cassieramone